Guilt check

A shoplifter wrote to a department store, saying, “I’ve just become a Christian, and I can’t sleep at night because I feel guilty. So here’s $100 that I owe you.”

He signed his name then added a little PS: “If I still can’t sleep, I’ll send you the rest.”

—Bill White, Paramount, California

Larson, C. B., & Ten Elshof, P. (2008). 1001 illustrations that connect (125–126). Grand Rapids, MI: Zondervan Publishing House.